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You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…

July 29, 2008 in coffee

My wife found an email in one of my files that I forwarded to her way back in 1998.  You know back then when we all forwarded funny email to all our friends?

This was from before I was quite so thoroughly addicted so to re-read it now was much more applicable.  I have no idea of the original source of the email.  Some are definitely funnier than others.  I edited out the least funny ones.

Here’s the first ten:

You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…

  1. You answer the door before people knock
  2. Jaun Valdez named his donkey after you
  3. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse
  4. You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit
  5. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
  6. You sleep with your eyes open
  7. You have to watch videos in fast forward
  8. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake
  9. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer
  10. You lick your coffee pot clean

More to come.

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